In a former life, one of our salonfly staffers served as consultant to a local police department. A powerful psychic, she would station herself along popular thoroughfares and read the auras of people passing by. If she noticed anything strange, two burly cops would arrest the suspect immediately. Sure, the city eventually got sued, but we're still convinced it was a great idea.We recruited her to help us identify folks in need of a therapeutic massage. Now she hangs out at The Summit offering discount rub downs to folks with "bruised" auras. Brilliant!
Concerned about your aura? Aura Day Spa is currently advertising the following promotions on their website (click on the "specials" button):
1) Ten 90 minutes massages for $750 (save $150)
2) Six, one-hour massages for $300 (save $60)
Aura Day Spa
200 Cahaba Park Circle, Suite 102
Birmingham, AL 35242
(205) 980-2504
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