SunSource Tanning

According to Wikipedia, "TAN" may be interpreted as initials for any of the following:

• Total Acid Number, the measure of a lubricant's or crude oil's acidity
• TAN (banking), an acronym for Transaction Authentication Number in electronic banking
• Tanzania, the country
• Taunton Municipal Airport (IATA airport code), in Taunton, Massachusetts
• Thunderbirds Are Now!, a Detroit-based neo-post-punk band

Now we know.

Anyway, SunSource Tanning is offering the following deals - expiring 04/30/07 (courtesy of Valpak):

1) $27.95 monthly membership (electric funds transfer only)

2) Buy 300 minutes get 100 minutes free

3) 5 tans for only $22.95 - super bed only (and new clients only)

SunSource Tanning
1526 Montclair Rd
(205) 956-0409

Tan Zone III

They told you once, they told you twice, now, for the third time...you're creepy pale - get some sun!

The Tan Zone is offering a $15 Mystic spray tan special - expiring 05/15/07 (courtesy of Valpak).



Tan Zone

410 Palisades Blvd, Homewood, (205) 879-9040

1425 Montgomery Hwy, Vestavia, (205) 978-2826

2236 Pelham Pkwy, Pelham, (205) 733-2826

Valpak

We completely forgot about the Valpak! Sure, the Clipper Magazine always brings a smile, but the Valpak is just plain awesome! And you don't even have to "clip" the coupons - it's genius! A whole bunch of Valpak love is coming your way...

Tan Zone II

Well, here it is folks...the last coupon in March-April 2007 Clipper Magazine. If you've been keeping score, this issue's beauty coupons were for three tanning salons and one hair salon. Basically, the Clipper thinks you're pasty - and that your hair isn't much of an issue right now.

The Tan Zone is offering the following (expiring 04/25/07):


1) $14.96 EFT only unlimited tanning (sorry, but we don't know what this means)

2) $10 for 1-week tanning membership (new clients only)

3) Buy 1 get 1 free mystic spray tan session (new clients only)

4) $149.96 for 1-year tanning membership (new clients only)

And for a Tan Zone promo in the Yellow Book, click here.

Tan Zone

410 Palisades Blvd, Homewood, (205) 879-9040

1425 Montgomery Hwy, Vestavia, (205) 978-2826

2236 Pelham Pkwy, Pelham, (205) 733-2826

Elite Tan

Did you ever see the Joy Luck Club? It's the one where Wesley Snipes goes to Japan to rescue his daughter from the mob only to uncover this totally sinister organization with ties to the highest levels of government. And because of his brash "American" crime-fighting style, the Tokyo police force assign Jackie Chan to keep Wesley under control. Man, what a great flick. My favorite part is where the head of mob is hanging off a building from Wesley's wrist and Wesley says "yippie-kay-yeah" and then unclasps his watch (on that wrist). The mob guy totally falls.

Anyway, Joy Luck Club was written by Amy Tan.

Elite Tan is offering the following deals - expiring 04/25/07 (courtesy of Clipper Magazine):

1) Buy one Magic Tan, get 2nd session free

2) $199, unlimited tanning for 2007 (1st level bed), additional goggle and lotion purchase required

3) Buy 2 tans, get 2 tans free

4) Buy one month of unlimited tanning and get one month free (additional lotion purchase required)

Elite Tan (2 locations)

River Ridge Mall (across from Target)
981-7442

Highway 280 (across form Wal-Mart)
995-8857

The Clipper

The Clipper is back! No, not the 19th century multi-masted sailing ship. The coupon magazine. It came right to our mail box, addressed to "valued reader" - that's us!

A whole bunch of cliptastic deals coming at ya...

Renovare Hair Salon (Vestavia Hills)

According to dictionary.com, "renovare" is Romanian for "facelift". Which, of course, reminds me of Angelica Adelstein-Rozeanu, the most glorious table tennis player in sports history. Seventeen world titles, folks - they don't just give those things away. Unfortunately, Angelica passed away just last year - still proud at 84. Oh, many a day have I called upon her strength to vanquish foolish competitors at my grandfather's nursing home. That's right, I'm still undefeated, baby!

Anyway, Renovare Hair Salon is currently offering $20 off service for first-time clients. Just go to their website (here) and click on the "special offer" tab. A word of caution, you might want to confirm this one at the time of booking - the fact that the coupon still has a Christmas theme makes me a bit nervous.

Renovare Hair Salon
220 Olde Towne Road
Birmingham, AL 35216
Phone: (205) 824-1040

Clipper Magazine

The Clipper Magazine is one cocky little periodical. You both know that you aren't going to use any of the coupons inside, but you just can't bring yourself to throw it away - and the Clipper knows it. There's always the "if". What "if" I suddenly need to get my air ducts cleaned? Boy, then that coupon would come in handy.

Of course, by then, the coupon would have expired. So evil.

We'll do what we can to keep you abreast of the Clipper's salon and spa coupons. Let us know if you actually use one - we'd love to hear a success story.